BEFRIEND Gippi

SYNOPSIS - Visit an idyllic, isolated farm and hang out with its lonely, pink inhabitant for four days. Help her out on the farm, explore the property, find secrets and peer behind the walls. All four of them.

HELP WANTED - ONE (1) BEING OF ABLE MIND AND KIND DISPOSITION

CATEGORY: PARASOCIAL FRIENDSHIP/SUPPORT

CLIENT NAME: "GIPPI"

CLIENT DESCRIPTION: BIPEDAL. TWO (2) PREHENSILE ARMS. PINK SKIN. CEPHALOTHORACIC BODY WITH ONE (1) EYE AND ONE (1) MOUTH. ONE (1) 'head piece' CAPABLE OF LIMITED SHAPE-SHIFTING. SOFT, SQUISHY FLESH.

TIME FRAME: FOUR (4) LOCAL DAYS

COMPENSATION OFFERED: TEMPORARY ENTERTAINMENT/DIVERSION DURING SUPPORT WORK

DESCRIPTION OF TASK(S): "I just need someone to hang out with me for a few days, I guess."

REQUIREMENTS:

*MUST BE FAMILIAR WITH 'RPG Maker' GAMEPLAY MECHANICS AND CONTROLS

*MUST BE CAPABLE OF LISTENING TO AND COMPREHENDING CLIENT SPEECH

*MUST BE CAPABLE OF FEELING COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING HUMOUR

*MUST BE IN POSSESSION OF ONE (1) OR MORE SOULS

SUPPORT LIMITATIONS:

*PHYSICAL FORM UNAVAILABLE

*LIMITED SPEECH OPTIONS

*PARTIAL CLIENT AUTONOMY

*NO SYSTEM OF COMBAT AVAILABLE (NOT REQUIRED)

OTHER NOTES: TRANSPORTATION TO CLIENT WORLD WILL LIKELY CAUSE SPATIAL ERRORS WITHIN IT AND ADJACENT WORLDS. COLLABORATING WITH CLIENT TO REMOVE THESE ERRORS WILL EARN YOU A 'TREAT'. A SPECIAL 'LENSING' DEVICE WILL BE PROVIDED TO YOU AND THE CLIENT TO ASSIST IN LOCATING AND REMOVING SPATIAL ERRORS. THE CODE TO THE DEVICE'S CONTAINER WILL BE DIVULGED AFTER REMOVING FOUR (4) ERRORS FROM CLIENT WORLD, DURING CONCLUSION OF SUPPORT WORK.